yesterday i went to the beach to practice on my surfing and those waves were hectic. around sunset the lifeguards advised everyone to leave and as i was heading out a huge ol’ bundle of seaweed became entangled with my leash and board and i had such a hard time getting out of the ocean. as i struggled to get out of the ocean i locked eyes with my future husband: a man whose entire physique...
I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
fake-mermaid: theanti90smovement: there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars unless that one person is me
ohdickins: littl-ebird: laviesanspeur: lightly-living: iam-livingdeadgirl: nevvzealand: one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles…. ...
tltty: “money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
jh0n: bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker I believe you mean 180.
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotdamnope: kangiku: the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12 r u serious NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan. Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
bootycaller: who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
e-n-o: *shy but actually a sex freak*
prostitourettes: drinking a bottle of wine every day is healthy
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
deadniggastorage: the forbidden fruit is psychedelics cos awakens self to indulgences or pleasures & questions their illegality & immorality & the burning bush is marijuanas cos represents God’s miraculous energy, sacred light, illumination, and the burning heart of purity, love and clarity
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
shoe-inhibitions: When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am